I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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