I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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