am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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