FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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