He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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