Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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