It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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