It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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