I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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