hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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