you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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