The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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