No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Randomize
