eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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