i don't like sucking hair
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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