gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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