the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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