I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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