wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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