just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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