My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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