Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
i think my cat just said my name.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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