brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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