i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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