BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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