Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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