Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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