We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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