And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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