Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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