Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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