U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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