you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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