Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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