Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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