just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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