Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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