how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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