Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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