awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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