It's Friday. Sex?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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