just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
honey bunches of taint.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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