So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Come see our sink grown plant.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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