Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
When are your genitals available?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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