I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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