I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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