he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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