we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
