He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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