I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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