Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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